Kuljeet the Conman

In a nearby college in KL, there exists a near mythical student we shall call Kuljeet.

Mythical because he is in Malaysia as a student from a country that never sends students here or at least to this intrepid college.

He is rarely seen in class, late for every assignment. Intelligent, but totally lazy.

He is a nice guy but a nightmare student.

His real talent lies in bullshit.

It's like an act of nature, this guy, every other word out of his mouth is either a lie or an excuse, he does it as naturally as you and I would breathe in and out.

In his honor, I intend to use his name as a synonym for bullshit/talking crap.

So when I say "Don't kuljeet me" what I mean is "Don't bullshit me"

There I've done my bit to make you famous Kuljeet.

Zindabad Kuljeet.

May I Kuljeet people and not be Kuljeeted by people.